Did I say Monday?
Maybe not Monday
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Well it is Monday, the official start of my diet. Well a, no actually, I meant next Monday. Unfortunately, this is a little game I play with myself at the beginning of every week. I eat everything in site over the weekend claiming it's my last ho-rah, then Monday finally comes. I skip breakfast and then lunch. By this time of day I'm flat out starving and the whole idea of a diet is sounding pretty stupid.
I know many people will never understand what it's like to have a weight problem. I'm going to wait until next Monday (the new official starting date) before I reveal my weight, but lets just say for now that I'm not one of those types that worry about eating a cookie after lunch ... I worry about eating a whole box! My weight problem is significant and I will get it under control starting next Monday!
OK, maybe it's not me, maybe it's the day so I'm putting it to a vote. You may have noticed I left out Saturday and Sunday. That's because only a crazy person would think that those are great days to start a diet.
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