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OMG...Guess what happened to me...!!!


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OMG!....I was in the public restroom -

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"

Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"

Stall: "So what are you up to?"

Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."

Stall: "Can I come over?"

Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"

Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions! ~~

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...needed a little joke to make me laught today!!! :)

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A husband lay dying.

The Wife was by his bedside.

He said in a tired voice."There's something I must confess."

"Shhh". said the wife, "There's nothing to confess. Everything's all right."

"No" the husband replied "I must die in peace. I had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your best friends mom!"

"I know," she whispered "That's why I poisoned you, you bastard, now close your eyes..."

:ohyeah:

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HA HA HA!

One of my employer's outside attorneys is a very knowledgable, respectable, woman (she tutored JFK jr.) but on several occassions my boss was on the phone with her when he heard the "flush." I guess she's not the only one who makes calls while "in the office."

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At my age we stop at interstate rest areas, and they must get excellent cell service because frequently one hears "I'm on the phone!" ring out echoing off of the hard walls. I nearly fell off the chair onto the floor reading the deathbed scene! :rofl:

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