raspberry Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 OMG!....I was in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?" Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!" Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions! ~~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...needed a little joke to make me laught today!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raspberry Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 A husband lay dying. The Wife was by his bedside. He said in a tired voice."There's something I must confess." "Shhh". said the wife, "There's nothing to confess. Everything's all right." "No" the husband replied "I must die in peace. I had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your best friends mom!" "I know," she whispered "That's why I poisoned you, you bastard, now close your eyes..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MellyGabs Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Amanda you made me laugh!!!! Those are cute!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kabrina Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 LOL! Those were hilarious! I've had the first one happen to me, caught myself before I answered too loudly LOL. Loved these thanks for the laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Jupiter Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 LOL. I fell for the first one. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdlnpeabody Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 HA HA HA! One of my employer's outside attorneys is a very knowledgable, respectable, woman (she tutored JFK jr.) but on several occassions my boss was on the phone with her when he heard the "flush." I guess she's not the only one who makes calls while "in the office." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanaholly Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 At my age we stop at interstate rest areas, and they must get excellent cell service because frequently one hears "I'm on the phone!" ring out echoing off of the hard walls. I nearly fell off the chair onto the floor reading the deathbed scene! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindaC Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Great chuckles to start my day. thank you thank you :-) LindaC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheckMouse Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Love it - especially the second one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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